Mermaids vs. Scary Spiders aka Happy Birthday, Charlotte

So I learned some things yesterday: 1. 4-year-olds are exhausting just to be around 2. 4-year-olds are wiggly and you have to paint fast 3. 4-year-olds are the best possible clients. ::dab some paint on wiggly small person; hand wiggly person a mirror:: "What do you think? What are you?" Artist waits for approval. Client bursts into sunny smile. "I'M A _____________________________!" Mermaid, Spider (requested by girls), Octopus - yep, I sold that to a 2-year old. I went in with this as a plan. Octopus Kid worried me, because he cringed just slightly as he watched the brush approach, like it was a needle. Dad was squatting nearby and giving encouragement, so I wasn't convinced the kid was doing this willingly. But then he pursed his lips in a way that seemed not apprehension but complicity - like "go for it" - so I went for it. His slow smile as he looked into the mirror was the best possible answer. "No, adults don...