Christmas 2012 - The Christmas of Bacon #parentingwin
Not the actual necklace; I think she's lost it. My daughter Alia tells people about me: "I literally tell people you're like shots of tequila. OK here and there but too much and you'll end up wandering the streets in an unknown city." Her friends still ask "What's your mom been up to? Does she have any stories?" I still have to tell y'all about doing laundry while Alia was in the hospital with a bum knee, but in the meantime here's a family classic: The Christmas of Bacon. I was so proud of myself. And it was too easy. My daughter asked me to send her bacon for Christmas. "I will," I said, because I am a Good Mum, "and you WILL be sorry." Because she's met me. I found a single eBay seller who had bacon Christmas ornaments, candy canes, chap-stick, bandages, dental floss, pose-able figurines, and car air fresheners. And wrapping paper, and was willing to wrap the package for me before sending becau...