Me vs. Carl Sagans of Ants
A few days ago, I came home to find a weird convention of ants circling my kitchen light. It was weird because there are no food crumbs in my kitchen, especially in the light sticking out of the wall three inches from the ceiling. They seemed very intent, as ants usually do. I wiped down the entire area with bleach and soapy water, and those who weren't sopped up began to disperse. *Psychepedantic Rob Coafman told me he has the foolproof method for ant killing: You need water, sugar, and Borax. It must be Borax. Great success. Boil a couple cups of water and keep adding sugar until the water is supersaturated with sugar. It should begin to appear more viscous even when boiling. Once you can't get any more sugar between the water molecules add Borax. I add a fair bit, maybe 2-4Tbsp per cup of water. Once that dissolves, take it off the heat. Put that shit out near where the ants are. Once they find it they will lose their fucking minds over it.