Things People Say About Me

Here is a list of things actually said about me: 

(disclaimer: this page is not a testament to me, but to all the awesome people I meet on my journey. Also, I just typoed "meat", possibly in a Freudian sense.)

Brilliant and mineralogically sound 

you taught me to see poetry in the ordinary

You deserve to know you, because that's the kind of person you are.

"erratic, loyal, loved by many but artistic and quirky."

In my construct, you were basically claiming to be time itself. Nope. Impossible. That would mean you think you control others. You don't.

 (I think you assert verbally, frequently)

" Every time I see random chairs I think of you "

You are powerful.

Black heart
You’re both kind and valiant, Deb.

You're a better person than me, sister

Thanks Debs. You made me capable of my own things today with yours.

awa an bile yur heed

You're a big ol' love-mush.

Anytime you can use “scattier” in a sentence, you win!

"You can't end on a tentacle." 

"Thank you, Debora, for being anonymous." 

Apparently and most definitely high, I set my news feed for only you. For a couple days I thought you were the only one who liked me. 😃

I don't think there's any reason to look at the video - I took a screen grab of Deb's crappy book cover (just because it said shit goes here or something). 

WTAF? Do you live in Jumanji?

I'm going to follow you because you care where apostrophes go and I recently cried over commas. We are kindred . . .

 "It's like you somehow captured the reality of a person to person conversation but all by yourself."

anytime I want to avoid problems in the future I'm going to say "Octopodes!" and see if this works for me as it works for you.

There once was a deb from virginia
Who mistakenly ate hugueninia (I did NOT force that rhyme!)
She stayed up all night
Until she got it right
And then put the poetry in ya

never thought I would hear levitating and goat milk in the same sentence.

GOD! You're efficient.

You Deb should just be famous for being an all round incredible human being who is stupidly good at everything she does

I would know your words without your name attached to them.

Yeah you can pull off the Alice Cooper. Not that your quite lovely in another light.

You candor is respectable. 

OK, you're an exception, because I know you have exquisite taste in rabbits.

"I literally tell people you're like shots of tequila. OK here and there but too much and you'll end up wandering the streets in an unknown city." (This was my daughter, by the way.) 

Ah yes. You are on the muse end of the stick.

oh, wait, I had you confused with Charles Buchowski!

Your unknown is bringing clarity. I need to visit you more often. Your uniqueness and confident strides in directions new to many of us is invigorating.

Deb, you kind of remind me of... Chris De Burgh

"You are St. Deb of Understatement. Your mannor of speaking on the phone alludes to the possibility of you having perfect comedic timing."

"I heard you talking about your blog...so I read it...you're cooler than I thought." 

You are practical and a bit dull?  I am properly intimidated now. I am fully intimidated.

 I love the way you elevate it all to poetry

"You're the Pirate Queen." 

I certainly sense a suredness in you like I would share a foxhole in a war with you 

2. You’re like the goddam battery

Deb - I think you are using terms that are not defined in a way I can respond to. 

"You shouldn't worry about losing the (mongolian sheep) knee even though you found it.  You've still got your brain.  Beats the weirdness of anything else. "

You're a treasure, Deb. A joy working with you.

Absolutely brilliant! There’s not enough clap emojis so, this will have to do 👏....2n+1....as n—> for all n inside the set of all R

"Your mind is complicated."

"You've been an absolute Gift from Heaven. and you can put my name on that." - Dr. Brotherson

3.Thanks Deb, I knew you'd know what to do

"She is a cloud of rainbow sherbet - but wait, you didn't get it. Sherbet is that thing that everybody thinks they don't like and nobody wants it, and then they have some and think it's awesome." 
 
"call me..I have booze" - Twodogs Freezing


1. I appreciate you so fucking much.
Put that shit on your blog.

 "Thank you for being there, and just listening to me." (this was a work call and we both started laughing.)

I had to read that just to hear about your termites.

You are eminently quotable. 
 
Deb: just draw the damn avocado!
Rolling on the floor laughing

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