Things People Say About Me

Here is a list of things actually said about me: 

(disclaimer: this page is not a testament to me, but to all the awesome people I meet on my journey. Also, I just typoed "meat", possibly in a Freudian sense.)

Brilliant and mineralogically sound 

Aye, come on over - I'll wear my strongest trousers 💪😅

you’re the exception to every rule. I’m just faking it.

4. keep going in general, dork

You’re the master of your tally system...

you taught me to see poetry in the ordinary

moaning in misery is carried off very well from you


we'd play Cuando los angeles lloran again for you...

Thanks. You make me feel normal. 

You deserve to know you, because that's the kind of person you are.

I told my girlfriend the other day that you're my doppelganger, but one that I wouldn't kill.

No, you think the thoughts no one else can even conceptualise.

I have to tell you that I felt some like strong Dylan vibes from that one! Like the way he tells stories I mean.
(my response: fuck.)
Now I'm hearing Joni Mitchell. Scrap the Dylan stuff lol it's Joni
(my response: FUCK.)

You're too spooky for your own good, Deb.

"erratic, loyal, loved by many but artistic and quirky."

Get a Deborchestra

But in brief, when you flat a Bb, is it an A, Debs? That's the big question. I say no. It's a Bbb.

I'm creating your Honorary Latina card for you to carry in your wallet.

In my construct, you were basically claiming to be time itself. Nope. Impossible. That would mean you think you control others. You don't.

 (I think you assert verbally, frequently)

" Every time I see random chairs I think of you "

Black heart
You’re both kind and valiant, Deb.

Who Is Deb Ewing?

You're a better person than me, sister

"I don't know what that word means, but I know she didn't use the wrong word!"

You're A Storm That Came Out of Nowhere And It's Still Warm Out And Everyone's Laughing And Jumping In Puddles

Thanks Debs. You made me capable of my own things today with yours.

awa an bile yur heed

You're a big ol' love-mush.

So I went to your page to try and gauge your mood. I can only say, wow. You are so alive that I feel quite breathless.

Anytime you can use “scattier” in a sentence, you win!

"You can't end on a tentacle." 

"Thank you, Debora, for being anonymous." 

Apparently and most definitely high, I set my news feed for only you. For a couple days I thought you

were the only one who liked me. 😃

I don't think there's any reason to look at the video - I took a screen grab of Deb's crappy book cover (just because it said shit goes here or something). 

WTAF? Do you live in Jumanji?

You'd prefer to be feral though I suspect you're more tarnished in ways of domestication; beyond jaded; the silver's gone black but the heart is pure sterling (it's that dirty copper that makes you hard and reactive to oxygen)

I'm going to follow you because you care where apostrophes go and I recently cried over commas. We are kindred . . .

 "It's like you somehow captured the reality of a person to person conversation but all by yourself."

You are awesome, that's who you am. (me: I should add this to my list...) You should! Deb Validated *stamp*

anytime I want to avoid problems in the future I'm going to say "Octopodes!" and see if this works for me as it works for you.

There once was a deb from virginia
Who mistakenly ate hugueninia (I did NOT force that rhyme!)
She stayed up all night
Until she got it right
And then put the poetry in ya

Jim questions the existence of that his head, the etymology is 'see Deb's tweet'.

You are not a tin hat.

never thought I would hear levitating and goat milk in the same sentence.

GOD! You're efficient.

you got good bones, woman

“And special thanks to me editor, who has the heart of a small child (which she keeps in a jar on her mantle)”
*mantel - your editor.

You Deb should just be famous for being an all round incredible human being who is stupidly good at everything she does


I would know your words without your name attached to them.

I woke up with 'ce la brie'  in my head today, I blame Deb Ewing (for quite a lot) lol 😆😜

Yeah you can pull off the Alice Cooper. Not that your quite lovely in another light.

You candor is respectable. 

OK, you're an exception, because I know you have exquisite taste in rabbits.

"I literally tell people you're like shots of tequila. OK here and there but too much and you'll end up wandering the streets in an unknown city." (This was my daughter, by the way.) 

Ah yes. You are on the muse end of the stick.

oh, wait, I had you confused with Charles Buchowski!

Your unknown is bringing clarity. I need to visit you more often. Your uniqueness and confident strides in directions new to many of us is invigorating.

My brain would really love nothing more than to square dance with yours (...what a fabulously weird sentence..)! ❤

"You are St. Deb of Understatement. Your mannor of speaking on the phone alludes to the possibility of you having perfect comedic timing."

"I heard you talking about your I read're cooler than I thought." 

You are practical and a bit dull?  I am properly intimidated now. I am fully intimidated.

 I love the way you elevate it all to poetry

"You're the Pirate Queen." 

Go, baby. I'm right next to you.

I certainly sense a suredness in you like I would share a foxhole in a war with you 

2. You’re like the goddam battery

Deb - I think you are using terms that are not defined in a way I can respond to. 

"You shouldn't worry about losing the (mongolian sheep) knee even though you found it.  You've still got your brain.  Beats the weirdness of anything else. "

You're a treasure, Deb. A joy working with you.

Oh I think Deb is the pokemon that's one or two steps more evolved than I am! Incidentally, she's also got a great story about a duende...
Absolutely brilliant! There’s not enough clap emojis so, this will have to do 👏 n—>     for all n inside the set of all R

"Your mind is complicated."

"You've been an absolute Gift from Heaven. and you can put my name on that." - Dr. Brotherson

3.Thanks Deb, I knew you'd know what to do
You are the cat's ass.

1. I appreciate you so fucking much.
Put that shit on your blog.

I had to read that just to hear about your termites.

You are eminently quotable. 

I am glad I know you.

Deb: just draw the damn avocado!
Rolling on the floor laughing


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